Farmer Pete, don't you fret, I used nontoxic glue
I see that shotgun in your hand, but I have to ask you man to man
Please, don't shoot me while I'm up on your roof
See, I'm just trying to win the love of my dreams
She told me that when pigs could fly she'd go out with me
So, me and your hog Wilbur here are making history
I understand your concerns, but I've already thought it out
If things don't go quite as planned, you'll still have a load of ham
Please, don't shoot me while I'm up on your roof
See, I'm just trying to win the love of my dreams
She told me that when pigs could fly she'd go out with me
So, me and your hog Wilbur here are making history
Fly, Wilbur, fly
Fly, Wilbur, fly
Fly, Wilbur, fly
Officer, please don't shoot, I thought that this would work
Ok, I guess I had my doubts, but that doesn't mean you have to shout
Please, don't shoot me while I'm up on your roof
See, I was just trying to win the love of my dreams
She told me that when pigs could fly she'd go out with me
So, me and that hog Wilbur there are making history
Maybe we should all calm down and work this out today
I think that Wilbur would have wanted things to end that way
The Philip Taylor Memorial - When Pigs Fly Lyrics
The Philip Taylor Memorial - When Pigs Fly Lyrics
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Farmer Pete, don't you fret, I used nontoxic glue
I see that shotgun in your hand, but I have to ask you man to man
Please, don't shoot me while I'm up on your roof
See, I'm just trying to win the love of my dreams
She told me that when pigs could fly she'd go out with me
So, me and your hog Wilbur here are making history
I understand your concerns, but I've already thought it out
If things don't go quite as planned, you'll still have a load of ham
Please, don't shoot me while I'm up on your roof
See, I'm just trying to win the love of my dreams
She told me that when pigs could fly she'd go out with me
So, me and your hog Wilbur here are making history
Fly, Wilbur, fly
Fly, Wilbur, fly
Fly, Wilbur, fly
Officer, please don't shoot, I thought that this would work
Ok, I guess I had my doubts, but that doesn't mean you have to shout
Please, don't shoot me while I'm up on your roof
See, I was just trying to win the love of my dreams
She told me that when pigs could fly she'd go out with me
So, me and that hog Wilbur there are making history
Maybe we should all calm down and work this out today
I think that Wilbur would have wanted things to end that way
I see that shotgun in your hand, but I have to ask you man to man
Please, don't shoot me while I'm up on your roof
See, I'm just trying to win the love of my dreams
She told me that when pigs could fly she'd go out with me
So, me and your hog Wilbur here are making history
I understand your concerns, but I've already thought it out
If things don't go quite as planned, you'll still have a load of ham
Please, don't shoot me while I'm up on your roof
See, I'm just trying to win the love of my dreams
She told me that when pigs could fly she'd go out with me
So, me and your hog Wilbur here are making history
Fly, Wilbur, fly
Fly, Wilbur, fly
Fly, Wilbur, fly
Officer, please don't shoot, I thought that this would work
Ok, I guess I had my doubts, but that doesn't mean you have to shout
Please, don't shoot me while I'm up on your roof
See, I was just trying to win the love of my dreams
She told me that when pigs could fly she'd go out with me
So, me and that hog Wilbur there are making history
Maybe we should all calm down and work this out today
I think that Wilbur would have wanted things to end that way
Writer: Philip Taylor
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