Pants a Little Tighter Video (MV)

Everybody's pants fit a little tighter
Stayed up late and pulled an all-nighter
Everybody uses a match and needs a lighter
But we all know it shines brighter

Everybody's socks are a little stinky
Everybody likes to play with a slinky
When you can't think straight its hard to thinky
Everybody's gettin' fat

I ate a lot of turkey all week long
Now I wrote my gettin' fat song
Put on my britches and they didn't quite fit
Too much turkey well I gotta quit

Everybody's pants fit a little tighter
Stayed up late and pulled an all-nighter
I only have a match when I really need a lighter
I'm gettin' dumber, I ain't gettin' brighter