Lost myself at home
And even though I can't remember when
It feels like many years have gone and
I just can't seem to remember what you love and hate
And it's that Jerry Seinfeld on TV?
I think I'm going crazy
'Cause I could swear you told me hours ago
You hated sitcoms and stand-up comedy
I just don't recognize you
I see you perching on the windowsill
Weren't you the one afraid of heights?
I don't mean to patronize you
But are you sure today you took your pills?
I don't wanna start another fight
So save it for some other time
Not so long ago
You told me how you used to hate ice cream
And frozen yogurt suits you best today
So I just bought you a 1-gallon pot
Just to hear you say you're going vegan
I don't think that's amnesia
More like you're trying to make a fool of me
And one could say you're really doing great
And all this time you torture me with all those things I thought I knew about you
You're having so much fun
And if you say you'll change your mind again, I think I'll blow my top
'Cause I can't stand this madness anymore
I just don't recognize you
I see you perching on the windowsill
Weren't you the one afraid of heights?
A shrink should analyze you
Though I don't think these wounds will ever heal
I don't wanna start another fight
So save it for some other time