The Pink Frosts - Rat Lyrics

Watch out for old mate
He's in a right foul one
And fair deuce to him
I did something disgusting in his coffee
But Oli, he did a bigger one
A real plonker
The guy's an animal
A proper wild one
And he doesn't even know
The difference, between equity and equality
He doesn't even appreciate
The nuance, depth, and subversions of Giggle Tv
See he's different to you and me
You and I bleed red ya see
But he bleeds
Filthy little cussing words
That come from within his tummy
And leave through his mouth

Laziness and debauchery
They keep the grass green
Keep the grass growing
Keeps you mean, keeps you righteous

Mistress Sharmaine is at the party
She dresses plain and keeps things rainy
Slimey Pete is in attendance
His arms are a different length from one another
And one time he ate some concrete
Eager Monique keeps her high discreet
While DJ Davo parks his bike out the front of the lawn
His eyes war torn are old DJ Davo's
Ya seen Sharmaine from the party
She left him just the other week
Because he's a gaslighting
And objectifying little scrubber
I can't quite fathom why he was invited here tonight
But here he is, the man himself
Seeking sex and salvation
With a face like a f*cking Alsatian
Sex and salvation

Oooh, oooh
Ah ba ba ba ba ba, da da da da da
Ta ta ta ta ta
Crash, bang
Bing bong wallop
Cha cha woow
Bing bading bading ding bing
Ding bing bup bup bo boooow
Wha wha wha wha wha
Whoa whoa whoa what's going on