PLIFF - Best Wishes Lyrics

I wish you get the flu
How 'bout you
Stepped onto a Lego brick
Or get burned by a cig
Bump your head on a glass door
Drop your icecream on the floor
Cutting unions makes you cry
Get a fly in your eye
But I don't want you to die
Get hurt!
I don't want you to die
Be annoyed!
I don't want you to die
Don't die!
I don't want you to die
I just wish a barber cuts
In your ear or you hear
Your grandparents having sex
Or get stalked by your ex
Your bicycle gets a flat
In the rain, soaking wet
Get stung by a jelly fish
That was my final wish
That's all I wish
That's all I wish
That's all I wish
That's all I wish
That's all I wish
That's all I wish
That's all I wish
That's all I wish
That's all I wish