Podunk Arkansas - Joe Lyrics

Well there's no one home to answer the phone
Just leave a message at the sound of the tone
Well Zelda said Hi, you've reached the Psychic's Nation
And the special of the day is reincarnation
So she looked through her crystal ball
And I asked her what she saw
Zelda paused for a while
I thought I heard her smile
Then she told me what used to be
Oh she said
In another time, in another place
You're another no one with another face
Who worked real hard for some rich-ass f*ck
Just another John Doe Joe Schmoe out of luck
Just another John Doe Joe Schmoe out of luck
Well my heart was low 'cause I felt so cheated
Cause when my Grandma called up last week
She found out she's Abe Lincoln
Reincarnation's so jacked
What could I do but call back
And Zelda seemed really nice
She rolled here psychic dice, yeah
But it all seemed like Déjà vu
'Cause she said
In another time, in another place
You're another no one with another face
Who worked real hard for some rich-ass f*ck
Just another John Doe Joe Schmoe out of luck
Just another John Doe Joe Schmoe out of luck
Well I threw away my phone and walked down the street
And I went and got something to eat
And I stopped at the China Palace
The waitress's name was Alice
And when I finished my stir-fried wookie
She gave me a fortune cookie
I wasn't even surprised at all
That it said
In another time, in another place
You're another no one with another face
Who worked real hard for some rich-ass f*ck
Just another John Doe Joe Schmoe out of luck
Just another John Doe Joe Schmoe out of luck
Just another John Doe out of luck
Just another John Doe out of luck
Just another John Doe out of luck
Just another John Doe Joe Schmoe out of luck