I've been waiting for a letter from a beautiful woman
Saying she's gonna make my day
But something tells me that this letter's never coming
And the mailman's laughing as he's driving away
Junk mail is all I ever get
I can't afford to pay my bills and can't afford to pay my rent
Junk mail is all I ever get
The mailman can kiss my ass 'cause
I ain't giving up just yet
I had this dream about a girl in a new Maserati
The best night's sleep I ever got
And then I woke up to go and greet the mailman
With a handful of junk mail and he's laughing aloud
Junk mail is all I ever get
I can't afford to pay my bills and can't afford to pay my rent
Junk mail is all I ever get
The mailman can kiss my ass 'cause
I ain't giving up just yet
I probably shouldn't have
But I got up this morning
To go and check the mail and see what was in
And then I saw it
A letter from my dream girl
Saying "Baby, you've been entered in the sweepstakes again"
Junk mail is all I ever get
I can't afford to pay my bills and can't afford to pay my rent
Junk mail is all I ever get
The mailman can kiss my ass 'cause
I ain't giving up just yet
Junk mail is all I ever get
Junk mail is all I ever get
Junk mail is all I ever get
Junk mail is all I ever get