Grab my hat and wash my hands
And then I step outside
I feel it in the air tonight
Someone's getting high
My keys are in here somewhere
But impossible to find
The milk in my refrigerator
Smells like someone died
Don't you get the feeling that your life is pretty strange
Head transplants and microwaves and monkeys in your brain
Jump into my fish tank, Oh how quickly things will change
You can call me crazy but I think we're all deranged
Here comes the part
That really makes no sense
Some folks live in mansions
And others live in tents
Microwaved burritos are a mighty feast indeed
But chips and salsa are the only things I need
Don't you get the feeling that your life is kinda strange
Head transplants and microwaves and monkeys in your brain
Jump into my fish tank, Oh how quickly things will change
You can call me crazy but I think we're all deranged