All the bitches and the hoes
Be suckin' on my toes
And all the pimps and freaks
Be kissin' on my cheeks
I'm the smoothest dude alive
And I don't take no jive
For every hoe you poke
I'll be pokin' thirty five
I'm the Peckerman
This boy came up to me
Said he wants to know my tricks
I said sorry boy, but I was born
With twenty swinging dicks
He screamed at me and ran
But I know that he'll be back
'Cause when you got twenty dicks
You got forty balls to match
I'm the Peckerman
All the hoebags on my block
Be trippin' on my jock
'Cause all my dicks are big
And it makes it hard to walk
Chicks be goin' crazy
'Cause I'm hanging to my shins
And everybody wonders
Why they momma's havin' twins
I'm the Peckerman