Sittin' in the cafe
Feelin' kinda fine
Thought I'd grab a cup of joe
Start my day in line
Took a sip
Oh
What a taste
It hit me like a blast
Couldn't see it comin'
This coffee's kickin' fast
Explosive diarrhea
Oh what a sight (oh yeah)
Running to the restroom with all of my might (ooh-yeah)
It's a coffee catastrophe
Can't hold it in okay
Oh
Explosive diarrhea
What a way to start the day
In the bathroom stall
Tryin' to catch my breath
Never thought a latte would bring me such distress
People knockin' on the door
Thinkin' I'm playin'
But I'm stuck here cryin'
My pride slowly drainin'
Sweat pouring down my face, it's a sauna in here,
Hot diarrhea exploding, my worst fear.
The sound's like a rocket about to blast off,
Trapped in this stall, my coffee scoff.
The heat's overwhelming, it's a tropical storm,
In the midst of the chaos, I wish I wasn't born.
This brew's a weapon, should've come with a warning,
Not just a sip, now a miserable morning.
Explosive diarrhea
Oh what a sight (oh yeah)
Running to the restroom with all of my might (ooh-yeah)
It's a coffee catastrophe
Can't hold it in okay
Oh
Explosive diarrhea
What a way to start the day
Explosive diarrhea
Oh what a sight (oh yeah)
Running to the restroom with all of my might (ooh-yeah)
It's a coffee catastrophe
Can't hold it in okay
Oh
Explosive diarrhea
What a way to start the day
Looked around, desperation's clear,
No toilet paper, not even near.
Just me and my hand, a desperate plan,
Survival mode, do what I can.
Slide in disgrace, a single tear,
This isn't how I pictured my career.
A quick swipe, a shudder, oh the humanity,
Cleaning up this mess, clinging to sanity.
At the sink now, a crucial scene,
Hot water running, need to get clean.
Lather up high, the soap slides down,
Washing away the brown with a frown.
Scrubbing hard under steaming flow,
Diarrhea remnants, they gotta go.
Then to the dryer, hands held tight,
Blasting hot air, oh what a sight.
Explosive diarrhea
Oh what a sight (oh yeah)
Running to the restroom with all of my might (ooh-yeah)
It's a coffee catastrophe
Can't hold it in okay
Oh
Explosive diarrhea
What a way to start the day
Explosive diarrhea
Oh what a sight (oh yeah)
Running to the restroom with all of my might (ooh-yeah)
It's a coffee catastrophe
Can't hold it in okay
Oh
Explosive diarrhea
What a way to start the day
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English
Sittin' in the cafe
Feelin' kinda fine
Thought I'd grab a cup of joe
Start my day in line
Took a sip
Oh
What a taste
It hit me like a blast
Couldn't see it comin'
This coffee's kickin' fast
Explosive diarrhea
Oh what a sight (oh yeah)
Running to the restroom with all of my might (ooh-yeah)
It's a coffee catastrophe
Can't hold it in okay
Oh
Explosive diarrhea
What a way to start the day
In the bathroom stall
Tryin' to catch my breath
Never thought a latte would bring me such distress
People knockin' on the door
Thinkin' I'm playin'
But I'm stuck here cryin'
My pride slowly drainin'
Sweat pouring down my face, it's a sauna in here,
Hot diarrhea exploding, my worst fear.
The sound's like a rocket about to blast off,
Trapped in this stall, my coffee scoff.
The heat's overwhelming, it's a tropical storm,
In the midst of the chaos, I wish I wasn't born.
This brew's a weapon, should've come with a warning,
Not just a sip, now a miserable morning.
Explosive diarrhea
Oh what a sight (oh yeah)
Running to the restroom with all of my might (ooh-yeah)
It's a coffee catastrophe
Can't hold it in okay
Oh
Explosive diarrhea
What a way to start the day
Explosive diarrhea
Oh what a sight (oh yeah)
Running to the restroom with all of my might (ooh-yeah)
It's a coffee catastrophe
Can't hold it in okay
Oh
Explosive diarrhea
What a way to start the day
Looked around, desperation's clear,
No toilet paper, not even near.
Just me and my hand, a desperate plan,
Survival mode, do what I can.
Slide in disgrace, a single tear,
This isn't how I pictured my career.
A quick swipe, a shudder, oh the humanity,
Cleaning up this mess, clinging to sanity.
At the sink now, a crucial scene,
Hot water running, need to get clean.
Lather up high, the soap slides down,
Washing away the brown with a frown.
Scrubbing hard under steaming flow,
Diarrhea remnants, they gotta go.
Then to the dryer, hands held tight,
Blasting hot air, oh what a sight.
Explosive diarrhea
Oh what a sight (oh yeah)
Running to the restroom with all of my might (ooh-yeah)
It's a coffee catastrophe
Can't hold it in okay
Oh
Explosive diarrhea
What a way to start the day
Explosive diarrhea
Oh what a sight (oh yeah)
Running to the restroom with all of my might (ooh-yeah)
It's a coffee catastrophe
Can't hold it in okay
Oh
Explosive diarrhea
What a way to start the day
Feelin' kinda fine
Thought I'd grab a cup of joe
Start my day in line
Took a sip
Oh
What a taste
It hit me like a blast
Couldn't see it comin'
This coffee's kickin' fast
Explosive diarrhea
Oh what a sight (oh yeah)
Running to the restroom with all of my might (ooh-yeah)
It's a coffee catastrophe
Can't hold it in okay
Oh
Explosive diarrhea
What a way to start the day
In the bathroom stall
Tryin' to catch my breath
Never thought a latte would bring me such distress
People knockin' on the door
Thinkin' I'm playin'
But I'm stuck here cryin'
My pride slowly drainin'
Sweat pouring down my face, it's a sauna in here,
Hot diarrhea exploding, my worst fear.
The sound's like a rocket about to blast off,
Trapped in this stall, my coffee scoff.
The heat's overwhelming, it's a tropical storm,
In the midst of the chaos, I wish I wasn't born.
This brew's a weapon, should've come with a warning,
Not just a sip, now a miserable morning.
Explosive diarrhea
Oh what a sight (oh yeah)
Running to the restroom with all of my might (ooh-yeah)
It's a coffee catastrophe
Can't hold it in okay
Oh
Explosive diarrhea
What a way to start the day
Explosive diarrhea
Oh what a sight (oh yeah)
Running to the restroom with all of my might (ooh-yeah)
It's a coffee catastrophe
Can't hold it in okay
Oh
Explosive diarrhea
What a way to start the day
Looked around, desperation's clear,
No toilet paper, not even near.
Just me and my hand, a desperate plan,
Survival mode, do what I can.
Slide in disgrace, a single tear,
This isn't how I pictured my career.
A quick swipe, a shudder, oh the humanity,
Cleaning up this mess, clinging to sanity.
At the sink now, a crucial scene,
Hot water running, need to get clean.
Lather up high, the soap slides down,
Washing away the brown with a frown.
Scrubbing hard under steaming flow,
Diarrhea remnants, they gotta go.
Then to the dryer, hands held tight,
Blasting hot air, oh what a sight.
Explosive diarrhea
Oh what a sight (oh yeah)
Running to the restroom with all of my might (ooh-yeah)
It's a coffee catastrophe
Can't hold it in okay
Oh
Explosive diarrhea
What a way to start the day
Explosive diarrhea
Oh what a sight (oh yeah)
Running to the restroom with all of my might (ooh-yeah)
It's a coffee catastrophe
Can't hold it in okay
Oh
Explosive diarrhea
What a way to start the day
Writer: Charles Owen
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid