I put my pants on two feet at a time
I make different sounding words work together in rhyme
My motivation is just all of the universes combined
I head my head underwater for 2 days and I survived
Supplement with positivity like addition signs
I'm too smart for myself, they say I'm outta my mind
I slapped death in her face, just for giving me eyes
I could make a polygraph test believe all my lies
And outsmart a computer that's playing chess with Bill Nye
I post facebook statuses usin only my mind
And build Deloreans that's capable of traveling time
And erase the Internet at just the drop of a dime
I got a pocket full of pennies none of em was ever earned
I speak any language ever without taking time to learn
Took a walk up on a gravel road and turned it into asphalt
When I pass trees leaves turn brown and fall off
I work so hard on my craft that it broke in half
Took a walk in God's shoes and never gave em back
Make the sky change colors right from blue to black
I created all reality but future and past
Cuz I'm the best witit
Muh f*cker muh f*cker I'm the best witit
Muh f*cker muh f*cker I'm the best witit
Muh f*cker muh f*cker I'm the best witit
Muh f*cker muh f*cker I'm the best witit
I ain't perfect but I'm still the f*ckin best witit
I don't give a god damn
Testin yo limits
While breakin guiness
With every single sentence
Episodic no phantom menace
So come on be a witness
I'm the best witit
Muh f*cker muh f*cker I'm the best witit
Muh f*cker muh f*cker I'm the best witit
They don't know a thing about me
Trying to check my informaion like a photo ID
Get me pissed off in December watch the snow turn into rain
I don't think they feel my words like they ears is on some novacaine
The air I breathe is chemically classified as propane
My dried up semen, commonly known as cocaine
Every time I take a shit another galaxy delineates
My reign'll last as long as sideways figure eight
You know what I'm sayin'
Cuz like if you turn like a figure eight on it's side it's an inifinity symbol and shit
So like
I'm gunna be like doing this for ever and shit
You know what I'm saying?
Cuz muh f*cker I'm the best witit
Muh f*cker muh f*cker I'm the best witit
Muh f*cker muh f*cker I'm the best witit
Muh f*cker muh f*cker I'm the best witit
Muh f*cker muh f*cker I'm the best witit
I know you bitches talkin shit, I'm the best witit
Where the hell he goin kid, he the best witit
What's he talkin bout boy, he the best witit
You ain't sayin shit boy, you ain't the best witit
Yeah. You know what I'm say
Oh what the f*ck is this?
No, we were suppose to cut this part off it's not even suppose to be on the beat!
We need to cut this shit off. Whachu doin?
I know you bitches couldn't ride like me
Get high like me
Live the life I lead
But you still feel me
Couldn't ride like me
Get high like me
Live the life I lead
But you still feel me
Couldn't try like me
Not to see what I see
Try to fly like me
And always land up creek
Couldn't try like me
Not to see what I see
Try to fly like me
And always land up creek
They say I'm angry for a young man
But they don't even know
Why he stressin? He a white man
Like how the hell he broke?
But who the f*ck got time to teach you economical growth
I got a lot up on my plate and most of it ain't edible
Collectible
Federal
Elemental
Hell of a show
And I mean to be boring
I thought you wanted my story
Which simply must be allegory
How you thinkin of me?
My lyrics cut you up like major surgery
Make a blonde go burnette
Turn yo bitch to a pet
Got her goin to the ATM cuz I don't take checks
I'll branch out
Watch me grow fa sho
So until then
At the next episode
I don't even know why I did that shit at the end there man
Cuz muh f*cker I'm the best witit
Muh f*cker muh f*cker I'm the best witit
Muh f*cker muh f*cker I'm the best witit
Muh f*cker muh f*cker I'm the best witit
Muh f*cker muh f*cker I'm the best witit