Met a Man at Walmart / With a K Video (MV)

I met a man at Walmart, asked if I'm a teen
Said he had the funky stuff that I had never seen!
It was cut with cotton candy and then laced with gasoline
"The kind of high you couldn't buy but only in a dream!"
If you want it, you can have it
But I've only got a little bit of it
I can't have it, I'm asthmatic
But I know that you're gonna love it!
I went to the show to see Johnny play
But a man stamped my had as he passed by my way
He said I owe ten and the trip lasts a day
"No need to thank me, it's you who will pay"
If you want it, you can have it
But I've only got a little bit of it
I can't have it, I'm asthmatic
But I know that you're gonna love it!
Met a man on the farm, a bonafide goon
Stumblin' on substances and armed with balloons
He shouted and shuttered and offered me shrooms!
If I don't turn around that could be me soon
If you want it, you can have it
But I've only got a little bit of it
I can't have it, I'm asthmatic
But I know that you're gonna love it!