I'm being judged by Big Bro stats
And who knows what more
See my life on your spreadsheet
I'm just a credit score
Sacrifice don't count for much
Commitment gets ignored
All that counts is on your screen
The numbers tell it all
I'm up to my neck in a sea of numbers, can't you tell
I'm sinking in a binary sea
So, when I'm drowned and dead please pull my body from the sea
Cover me up with your Excel Sheet
"When will you make us a profit?"
"How well do you rank?"
These questions are always asked
By your work and bank
They keep you in their profit zone
They want you in the red
They watch you sink into their debt
Almost covers your head
I'm up to my neck in a sea of numbers, can't you tell
I'm sinking in a binary sea
So, when I'm drowned and dead please pull my body from the sea
Cover me up with your Excel Sheet
I'm drowning in a stream of numbers that just can't be beat
I'm swimming against time and tide
I have no paddle in my craft for going up shit creek
Cover me up with your Excel Sheet
Drive a fast car round the bend
Drive your car plain mad
Drive a nail into the sun
Drive just like your dad
Don't break things by moving fast
Fix things and move slow
Never throw anything away
Never let things go
I'm up to my neck in a sea of numbers, can't you tell
I'm sinking in a binary sea
So, when I'm drowned and dead please pull my body from the sea
Cover me up with your Excel Sheet