What the story with the internet, is it really as good as they say?
Is it full of all the facts, does it tell ye all the craic
Or is it really just a bag of lies?
They say the Devil's tool is the weak minded fool
And I hope to God that isn't true
Cos everything I've read, fills me full of dread
And I don't know what the Devil's trying to do...
Can you please make me a cup of tea
I need something, to calm my nerves
Can you please make me a rolly?
I need something, to stop me, pulling out my hair!
I can't calm down
I can't calm down
I can't calm down anymore
There's too much news these days
There's too much going on
Story after story after story after story
After good news, bad news, fake news, shitty news
I can't calm down
I can't calm down
I can't calm down anymore