Welcome to the Anal Schwab Clinic
Where we will take very good care of your health
If you do as you're told
I need a new prescription
Can I have a new prescription please?
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Welcome to the pharmacy
Welcome to the pharmacy, the pharmacy
Welcome to the pharmacy, are you a sheep?
Welcome to the pharmacy, the pharmacy
Welcome to the pharmacy, you want a sweet
They don't mean you any harm you see
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Not when you're checking out behind the scenes
Colourful pills - we farm the sheep
In their factories they manufacture disease
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All they ever dream of is calm and peace
Colourful pills - we farm the sheep
They say it's for your health, you're a dying breed
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Edits your genetics - can't you read?
Ahh!
Take your meds, go back to bed
Lay down your head - you're already dead!
Thanks for being patient. Call me Doctor Quack
Let's take a look at that spot on your back"Oh God, is it serious? Do I need another mammogram?
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What have we here? Looks like paralysis
Sit on the chair, I'll perform dialysis
Next you'll need chemo, chop off your feet
Trust the science - it's funded by the elite
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Welcome to the pharmacy, are you a sheep?
Welcome to the pharmacy