Every time you make a Facebook friend
In the end
It's just pretend
Every tweet makes your brain shrink a bit
So it will fit
In the size that you can send
Every time you Google you're misled
Lies are fed
Into your head
Every time you look into your phone
You're all alone
And a little bit dead (Aren't ya)
There's a place that I heard of
Where people used to meet
Not texting on their phone
But playing in the street
Where people thought thoughts
That were sometimes almost complete
Now all we hear about is their goddamned latest tweet
If I had just a tweet to teach what's true
I'd say "Listen to your heart"
And feel the feelings that you feel
That the internet rips apart
So when you're walking down the street on a warm sunny day
Turn off your iPhone
And take a look around at all the souls on the ground
And be glad you're not iLone
When I go and see the oceans roar
Outside my door
I want much more
But you stay inside stuck on your phone
All alone
It makes me want to scream
When I laugh and sing and jump around
I'm sometimes upside down
Like a clown
But you sit there clicking on your mouse
Inside your house
What does your life mean?
Internet babies internet babies
Got mental rabies got mental rabies
Click click - Your life is through
Toodle-oo!
There's a place that I heard of
Where you say what you mean
Memes on a screen don't mean anything
There's a place that I heard of that's in the third dimension
Where people sometimes really even pay attention
Where you don't have to pop-up, well you can just barely mention
And no one has to suffer through annoying click-bait tension
And your friends are three-dimensional, and they're warm too
(They're not stuck on a screen)
And you don't have to worry about Facebook's censors
You can say precisely what you mean
"It's violated our terms of service, and we've deleted you, oh
Cuz I'm in charge of everything, I'm Mark Zuckerberg"
The President of Pop - Google-Ized by Google's Eyes (The No Internet Song) Lyrics
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Every time you make a Facebook friend
In the end
It's just pretend
Every tweet makes your brain shrink a bit
So it will fit
In the size that you can send
Every time you Google you're misled
Lies are fed
Into your head
Every time you look into your phone
You're all alone
And a little bit dead (Aren't ya)
There's a place that I heard of
Where people used to meet
Not texting on their phone
But playing in the street
Where people thought thoughts
That were sometimes almost complete
Now all we hear about is their goddamned latest tweet
If I had just a tweet to teach what's true
I'd say "Listen to your heart"
And feel the feelings that you feel
That the internet rips apart
So when you're walking down the street on a warm sunny day
Turn off your iPhone
And take a look around at all the souls on the ground
And be glad you're not iLone
When I go and see the oceans roar
Outside my door
I want much more
But you stay inside stuck on your phone
All alone
It makes me want to scream
When I laugh and sing and jump around
I'm sometimes upside down
Like a clown
But you sit there clicking on your mouse
Inside your house
What does your life mean?
Internet babies internet babies
Got mental rabies got mental rabies
Click click - Your life is through
Toodle-oo!
There's a place that I heard of
Where you say what you mean
Memes on a screen don't mean anything
There's a place that I heard of that's in the third dimension
Where people sometimes really even pay attention
Where you don't have to pop-up, well you can just barely mention
And no one has to suffer through annoying click-bait tension
And your friends are three-dimensional, and they're warm too
(They're not stuck on a screen)
And you don't have to worry about Facebook's censors
You can say precisely what you mean
"It's violated our terms of service, and we've deleted you, oh
Cuz I'm in charge of everything, I'm Mark Zuckerberg"
In the end
It's just pretend
Every tweet makes your brain shrink a bit
So it will fit
In the size that you can send
Every time you Google you're misled
Lies are fed
Into your head
Every time you look into your phone
You're all alone
And a little bit dead (Aren't ya)
There's a place that I heard of
Where people used to meet
Not texting on their phone
But playing in the street
Where people thought thoughts
That were sometimes almost complete
Now all we hear about is their goddamned latest tweet
If I had just a tweet to teach what's true
I'd say "Listen to your heart"
And feel the feelings that you feel
That the internet rips apart
So when you're walking down the street on a warm sunny day
Turn off your iPhone
And take a look around at all the souls on the ground
And be glad you're not iLone
When I go and see the oceans roar
Outside my door
I want much more
But you stay inside stuck on your phone
All alone
It makes me want to scream
When I laugh and sing and jump around
I'm sometimes upside down
Like a clown
But you sit there clicking on your mouse
Inside your house
What does your life mean?
Internet babies internet babies
Got mental rabies got mental rabies
Click click - Your life is through
Toodle-oo!
There's a place that I heard of
Where you say what you mean
Memes on a screen don't mean anything
There's a place that I heard of that's in the third dimension
Where people sometimes really even pay attention
Where you don't have to pop-up, well you can just barely mention
And no one has to suffer through annoying click-bait tension
And your friends are three-dimensional, and they're warm too
(They're not stuck on a screen)
And you don't have to worry about Facebook's censors
You can say precisely what you mean
"It's violated our terms of service, and we've deleted you, oh
Cuz I'm in charge of everything, I'm Mark Zuckerberg"
Writer: President Pop
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid