Here's a story of a man
Fell from a height like anyone can
So if you wouldn't mind
I'll take two minutes of your time
And tell you all about it
Take one for the team
Never knew another who could make such a scene
But it makes me sad to say
Went to an early grave
If I've told you this before ...
Whatever
You'd think that's one lucky son
Lucky number seven and the looks that your mum'd
Say "butter wouldn't melt"
But their mouth failed to repent
So ended up just sleeping with the looooong sea grass
Hey ho that's how it goes
It's just a story maybe spoken for the last time ever
Hey ho that's how it goes
It's just a story maybe spoken for the last time ever
(Oh well that) Night hangs like a drum
Hanging in the air like the whisky to come
But how far is far enough
My friend thought they were tough
Just one more tidy, teeny
Whatever
Blue light siren call
What were we to do but watch it unfold
A waste of energy
The saddest thing I've seen
All wrapped up now in my memory
Hey ho that's how it goes
It's just a story maybe spoken for the last time ever
Hey ho that's how it goes
It's just a story maybe spoken for the last time ever
Hey ho that's how it goes
It's just a story maybe spoken for the last time ever
Hey ho that's how it goes
It's just a story maybe spoken for the last time ever