Pretty Windows - (No Wonder They Invented) The Monday Club Lyrics

Just don't give me scarecrow weekends,
Except the one that makes me smile.
Red September poppies on the lawn,
Against the stone,
They remind me of Bill.
I never, really liked this place,
I used to pick her up,
A just around the bend.
And you know where that old phrase came from,
Jacket hangs,
Jacket fits,
Jacket's green,
Jacket's ripped.
These Monday blues,
They won't switch off,
No wonder they invented the Monday Club.
These Monday blues,
They won't switch off,
No wonder they invented the Monday Club.
Banksy the bank robber served his time,
Though he didn't look the part, as he chalked up his cue.
I sat on my prose,
That's where it was best.
I was far from Mr Mailer,
Despite my attempts.
I always used to like that place,
I used to take him flowers,
A just around the bend.
And you know where that old phrase came from,
Jacket hangs,
Jacket fits,
Jacket's green,
Jacket's ripped.
These Monday blues,
They won't switch off,
No wonder they invented the Monday Club.
These Monday blues,
They won't switch off,
No wonder they invented the Monday Club.
The Black Hand Gang are in the corner,
So said the upstanding licensee.
The Black Hand Gang are in the corner,
So said my typer ribbon.
So I'm a strapped in, and I'm a buckled up,
Cos it's going to be a long slog home.
Yes, I'm a strapped in, and I'm a buckled up,
And I guess you reap what you sow.