What's holding up this traffic
Why can't we f*cking move
I'm tired of radio static
Open up and give me room
This is stupid
My lane's just standing still
If there's no reason for this
My road rage take the wheel
Get the f*ck out of my way, bitch
Blegh
This is going nowhere
I'm getting really pissed
I pray this clears up shortly
Or I'll be ramming shit
I guess it's just me
Overreacting again
Thankfully there were no accidents
Happy to be free and on the road again
Moving smoothly just over the speed limit
What's for dinner? I'm hungry
Thank God I'll be home shortly
Sit down for dinner, nice little movie
Oh, look, express lane, now I'm moving
I hope there's no brake lights ahead
Sleeping on the brake pedal
It's a f*cking stand still
But this time there's no way out
This just can't be real
This is stupid
I got a pee
Oh, what a f*cking day
Why's this happening to me