I've drunken too much and I don't want to blab
But there's one thing I crave, one thing I must grab
My hunger needs saiting, there's no time for waiting
That skewer of meat leaves me salivating
I need a kebab, I need it now
I'll be a goner, without a donner
End up on a slab
May be addicted, but I don't need rehab
Just one thing I'm needing, this body wants feeding, I need a kebab
I get to the shop, but stuck in a queue
I'm standing behind you, you and you
All of us stuck behind a giant hen do
All of us wanting one thing on the menu
We need a kebab, we need it now
We'll all be goners, without our donners
End up on a slab
May be addicted, but we don't need rehab
Just one thing we're needing, these bodies want feeding, we need a kebab
Time plods on but I'm getting warmer
Closer and closer to getting my schwarma
Finally get it, time for depravement
Oops, it's all gone and spilled on the pavement
I need a kebab, I need it now
I'll be a goner, without a donner
End up on a slab
May be addicted, but I don't need rehab
Just one thing I'm needing, this body wants feeding, I need a kebab
Need a kebab, kebab, kebab
Need a kebab, kebab, kebab