I remember when I was young
I thought that you would never come
Then you came along in school
Why'd you have to be so cruel?
Lady days, why do you taunt me?
Lady days, each month you haunt me
Lady days, what do you want from me?Blood?
Just when things are going well
Along you come to give me hell
Have me running to the toilet
Why'd you have to go and spoil it?
Lady days, why do you taunt me?
Lady days, each month you haunt me
Lady days, what do you want from me?Blood?
Give me cramps, make me cranky
Make me feel oh so skanky
My activities you restrict
Why are you so hard to predict?
Lady days, why do you taunt me?
Lady days, each month you haunt me
Lady days, what do you want from me? Blood?
I'll retreat to my bed
Pull the covers over my head
You've got me trapped in your jaws
Have to wait for menopause
Lady days, why do you taunt me?
Lady days, each month you haunt me
Lady days, what do you want from me? Blood?
Here comes the flood
Here comes the flood
Here comes the flood