Psychadelicatessen - Mrs Kim Lyrics

There's only one in Stars Hollow
Where they lead, I will follow
It's not Lorelai
She ain't that fly
That girl Rory
She just bore me
Emily
Ain't the one for me
As for Richard
I can't find a rhyme
At this time
It's Mrs Kim, Mrs Kim, Mrs Kim is the one for me
I don't know her first name
And that's a shame
But it gives her mystique
If you know what I mean
She sells antiques
And plays tambourine
Yes, it's not Jess
Cos he's a mess
Nor is it Dean
He'll just preen
Can't be Logan
He's woebegone
As for Kirk
He refuses to twerk
Plus he's a jerk
It's Mrs Kim, Mrs Kim, Mrs Kim is the one for me
I don't know her first name
And that's a shame
But it gives her mystique
If you know what I mean
She sells antiques
And plays tambourine
It's not Drella
I'm not her fella
It's not Caesar
Though he's a pleaser
It's not Michel
Though I know him well
Not the troubadour
I'm singing this for
And here's some more
It's Mrs Kim, Mrs Kim, Mrs Kim is the one for me
I don't know her first name
And that's a shame
But it gives her mystique
If you know what I mean
She sells antiques
And plays tambourine
It's not Luke
He makes me puke
It's not Miss Patty
Drives me batty
It's not Sookie
Though she'd make cookies
It's so not Paris
Who I'd embarrass
There's just no comparis
It's Mrs Kim, Mrs Kim, Mrs Kim is the one for me
I don't know her first name
And that's a shame
But it gives her mystique
If you know what I mean
She sells antiques
And plays tambourine
Bang that tambourine, Mrs Kim, shake it, shake it