Psychostick - President Rhino Lyrics

All hail President Rhino
All hail
Rhinoceros commander-in-chief
All hail President Rhino
All hail
All hail

Republicans think they got a solid economic platform
Rhinoceros has two horns
Democrats want to raise the tax on the rich
A Rhino's skin is grey and thick

Rhino will bore through your entrails
Swat flies with his thick tail
Debate social issues
When it's time to vote you know what to do
Vote Rhino

All hail President Rhino
All hail
Rhinoceros commander-in-chief
All hail President Rhino
All hail
All hail

President Rhino how do you plan to turn around this country's economy?
President Rhino, what's your stance on abortion?
President Rhino is it true that you have a charging ground speed of over thirty miles an a hour?

The people loved him for his brutal honesty
Till he mauled a crowd of people at a orphan charity
When Rhino's term was finally ending
His support had started waning
Grazing on the White House lawn
The press revealed that he was lazy
Foreign policies in question
Poachers gone, yet still in recession
Rhino just wants to stampede
I think it's time that he secedes
How could we all believe that such a prehistoric beast who barely sees could have capacity to lead the country to prosperity?

Re-elect President Rhino!
Re-elect
Rhinoceros commander-in-chief
Re-elect President Rhino!
Bring back the rhino!

All hail President Rhino!
All hail rhinoceros commander-in-chief
All hail President Rhino!
All hail!
All hail!