Deep deep deep deep
Merry Jeffmas
Merry Jeffmas
This song was written
To fill a track list
A week before Christmas we're a bit uncouth
Hangin at the P-bar playing Halo 2
Chode Team Six is mixing beer and quaaludes
Going to the strip club to see some boobs
Debo said let's have a Christmas party instead
We can still see boobs if we invite redheads
Check their ID's first to avoid the feds
Also don't forget to invite Jeff
But I wanna hit the strip club to see some ass
Shab said no let's save our cash
He can say Hanukkah but I can't
Then he washed dry cum off his pants
Chode Team Six is getting jeffed up
Go Jeff yourself if you miss this event
Beer sandwich hot girl buns not bread
Jeff Goldblum is out back locked in the shed
We all should've had a LAN party instead
Extra cum covered violence
This isn't copyright incringement
We didn't know
This would be the peril of the chodes
This party is getting too large to throw
The ratio is off there's too many hoes
There's a jeferee for Jeff pong
Lizzo sang Jeff's theme song
Wearing only a whipped cream thong
A pangolin showed up from Wuhan
Chode muffin's head has a rubber dong
Big Fudge killed jellyroll with a glock
No more Jeffin around
Go Jeff yourself if you miss this event
Beer sandwich hot girl buns not bread
Jeff Goldblum is out back locked in the shed
We all should've had a LAN party instead
Extra cum covered violence
This isn't copyright incringement
Jeff showed up with a van full of strippers
They all got drunk off the Christmas elixir
Obama got yelled at cuz he clogged the shitter
Debo got mad and said tax this dick
Ana de Armas just got back from the beach
Black and Ghost are playing Halo Reach
A stripper named Jeffanie is on her knees
Giving them head while they kill some elites
Coolmire snorted some parmesan cheese
White elephant gift they gave blitzkrieg
Like Mitch Trubisky
Getting frisky
Drinking whiskey
Kissing titties
Go Jeff yourself if you miss this event
Beer sandwich hot girl buns not bread
Jeff Goldblum is out back locked in the shed
We all should've had a LAN party instead
Extra cum covered violence
This isn't copyright incringement
It's just about time to
Slurp some slit
Clean some clit
Tongue some taint
Gulp some Gooch
Vacuum vag
Consume some cooch
Jeff Team Six wishes you
A Merry Cringemas everybody
I hope you got your balls licked
Officer they're going for your gun
Peace was never an option
FUCK BOSTON
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English
Deep deep deep deep
Merry Jeffmas
Merry Jeffmas
This song was written
To fill a track list
A week before Christmas we're a bit uncouth
Hangin at the P-bar playing Halo 2
Chode Team Six is mixing beer and quaaludes
Going to the strip club to see some boobs
Debo said let's have a Christmas party instead
We can still see boobs if we invite redheads
Check their ID's first to avoid the feds
Also don't forget to invite Jeff
But I wanna hit the strip club to see some ass
Shab said no let's save our cash
He can say Hanukkah but I can't
Then he washed dry cum off his pants
Chode Team Six is getting jeffed up
Go Jeff yourself if you miss this event
Beer sandwich hot girl buns not bread
Jeff Goldblum is out back locked in the shed
We all should've had a LAN party instead
Extra cum covered violence
This isn't copyright incringement
We didn't know
This would be the peril of the chodes
This party is getting too large to throw
The ratio is off there's too many hoes
There's a jeferee for Jeff pong
Lizzo sang Jeff's theme song
Wearing only a whipped cream thong
A pangolin showed up from Wuhan
Chode muffin's head has a rubber dong
Big Fudge killed jellyroll with a glock
No more Jeffin around
Go Jeff yourself if you miss this event
Beer sandwich hot girl buns not bread
Jeff Goldblum is out back locked in the shed
We all should've had a LAN party instead
Extra cum covered violence
This isn't copyright incringement
Jeff showed up with a van full of strippers
They all got drunk off the Christmas elixir
Obama got yelled at cuz he clogged the shitter
Debo got mad and said tax this dick
Ana de Armas just got back from the beach
Black and Ghost are playing Halo Reach
A stripper named Jeffanie is on her knees
Giving them head while they kill some elites
Coolmire snorted some parmesan cheese
White elephant gift they gave blitzkrieg
Like Mitch Trubisky
Getting frisky
Drinking whiskey
Kissing titties
Go Jeff yourself if you miss this event
Beer sandwich hot girl buns not bread
Jeff Goldblum is out back locked in the shed
We all should've had a LAN party instead
Extra cum covered violence
This isn't copyright incringement
It's just about time to
Slurp some slit
Clean some clit
Tongue some taint
Gulp some Gooch
Vacuum vag
Consume some cooch
Jeff Team Six wishes you
A Merry Cringemas everybody
I hope you got your balls licked
Officer they're going for your gun
Peace was never an option
FUCK BOSTON
Merry Jeffmas
Merry Jeffmas
This song was written
To fill a track list
A week before Christmas we're a bit uncouth
Hangin at the P-bar playing Halo 2
Chode Team Six is mixing beer and quaaludes
Going to the strip club to see some boobs
Debo said let's have a Christmas party instead
We can still see boobs if we invite redheads
Check their ID's first to avoid the feds
Also don't forget to invite Jeff
But I wanna hit the strip club to see some ass
Shab said no let's save our cash
He can say Hanukkah but I can't
Then he washed dry cum off his pants
Chode Team Six is getting jeffed up
Go Jeff yourself if you miss this event
Beer sandwich hot girl buns not bread
Jeff Goldblum is out back locked in the shed
We all should've had a LAN party instead
Extra cum covered violence
This isn't copyright incringement
We didn't know
This would be the peril of the chodes
This party is getting too large to throw
The ratio is off there's too many hoes
There's a jeferee for Jeff pong
Lizzo sang Jeff's theme song
Wearing only a whipped cream thong
A pangolin showed up from Wuhan
Chode muffin's head has a rubber dong
Big Fudge killed jellyroll with a glock
No more Jeffin around
Go Jeff yourself if you miss this event
Beer sandwich hot girl buns not bread
Jeff Goldblum is out back locked in the shed
We all should've had a LAN party instead
Extra cum covered violence
This isn't copyright incringement
Jeff showed up with a van full of strippers
They all got drunk off the Christmas elixir
Obama got yelled at cuz he clogged the shitter
Debo got mad and said tax this dick
Ana de Armas just got back from the beach
Black and Ghost are playing Halo Reach
A stripper named Jeffanie is on her knees
Giving them head while they kill some elites
Coolmire snorted some parmesan cheese
White elephant gift they gave blitzkrieg
Like Mitch Trubisky
Getting frisky
Drinking whiskey
Kissing titties
Go Jeff yourself if you miss this event
Beer sandwich hot girl buns not bread
Jeff Goldblum is out back locked in the shed
We all should've had a LAN party instead
Extra cum covered violence
This isn't copyright incringement
It's just about time to
Slurp some slit
Clean some clit
Tongue some taint
Gulp some Gooch
Vacuum vag
Consume some cooch
Jeff Team Six wishes you
A Merry Cringemas everybody
I hope you got your balls licked
Officer they're going for your gun
Peace was never an option
FUCK BOSTON
Writer: Joshua Petrella
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid