P-train - Christmas with the Chodes Lyrics

Surprise mothaf*cka
Darth Vader
Is ho ho ho-ing on the way
To the Die Hard pop up bar
Playing Chodes of Fury on his guitar
Traded his lightsaber for a suppressed Scar
Force choking hoes on the boulevard
Writing masterpieces isn't very hard
Another great song cuz I'm a rockstar
Why the hell you so f*ckin ugly Lamar
Sparkly decorated Christmas trees
Snowy winter, cozy dreams
Nutcracker on ice, glide and gleam
Peppermint frap, extra whipped cream
Wishing you a woke holiday seas
Ambitions of a based holiday scene
Claymire has 8 dildos in his trench coat
Captain put Karen Gillan in the friend zone
Girl-chick is learning Taekwonchode
Shabadoo paid back his Animal Crossing loan
Kirby Kevin is teaching Big Fudge not to drop the soap
Ghost's bed has too many f*ckin pillows
Don't forget to milk your hoes
Sparkly decorated Christmas trees
Snowy winter, cozy dreams
Nutcracker on ice, glide and gleam
Peppermint frap, extra whipped cream
Wishing you a woke holiday seas
Ambitions of a based holiday scene
P-train training women for the slap Olympics
Didn't teach much, just wanted to get hit
Stabadoo ran for treasurer, got elected
Coolmire drenched in cum, covid infected
Debo blew up his Raptor after it failed inspection
Beat up Brougher because he doesn't respect him
Ghost patented his latest invention
It's an irrigation system, cum collection
Sparkly decorated Christmas trees
Snowy winter, cozy dreams
Nutcracker on ice, glide and gleam
Peppermint frap, extra whipped cream
Wishing you a woke holiday seas
Ambitions of a based holiday scene
Leave all the pussy pies with cream
Yuletides and sugar cums and cinnamon and whatever
The Virgin Mary, don't forget her
Christmas and holiday words, also
Thank Claymire for saving Christmas
Peace on Earth was never an option
FUCK BOSTON