P-train - Love Size matters Lyrics

I took my honey on a breakfast date
When the waiter finally brought out that plate
With the breakfast sausage long and straight
I knew our romance was in dire straights
We walked out the door at Denny's
And I knew something was wrong
You were hesitant to tell me
That it was about my small dong
I love you so much I don't mean to boast
Like a cum hurricane I'll wreck your coast
A cum flood your body engrossed
Like a cum cyclone I'll make you dizzy
With a cum volcano I'll make you jizzy
Like cum law firm it's time to get busy
There's nothing I won't do for you
I decided to ask again if I was big enough
She said she's tired of telling me it was
She admitted it is small but we were in love
It's okay if it doesn't fit like a glove
I love you so much I don't mean to boast
Like a cum hurricane I'll wreck your coast
A cum flood your body engrossed
Like a cum cyclone I'll make you dizzy
With a cum volcano I'll make you jizzy
Like cum law firm it's time to get busy
There's nothing I won't do for you
She started acting a little different
Like something between us was missing
I suggested we started fisting
She said that that isn't
What she wanted
But I insisted
I love you so much I don't mean to boast
Like a cum hurricane I'll wreck your coast
A cum flood your body engrossed
Like a cum cyclone I'll make you dizzy
With a cum volcano I'll make you jizzy
Like cum law firm it's time to get busy
There's nothing I won't do for you
I came home from work and saw another guy
I dropped to my knees and wanted to die
She said that she loved me and started to cry
That she needed someone with just a bit more size
I said I still loved her and wanted to compromise
It took a bit of work but now our relationship is doing fine
As long as P-train is f*cking her!