FUCK YOU ALL
F*ck this bitch ass league
I drop these bars like my massive D
Easier than killing you with a Desert Eag
Let's start with Coolmire, the f*cking fraud
You're about to be destroyed by the fake rap god
How do you always win with no f*cking clue
Your favorite dinner order is a bowl of cum soup
Why'd you start a war you're gonna lose
What bitch names their kid Chrysanthemum Patrick
That's as gross as giving rim to a fat chick
No surprise you're into cock that's fat thick
Oh shit
You know I can end your entire life with a whisper
When your baby goes to college you're gonna miss her
When she finally turns 18 I'm gonna fist her
I'll be sure to creampie her ass for dessert
Whoa
You brought this on yourself now you're paying the price
Every time you drop the cringe I f*ck you up twice
Cantman prefers a real man to a trans man
He's into cock fights, and men with implants
He sucks at fantasy football and uses luck to cheat
He's about to live out on the street
And loves when men please his meat
Sex with Emily podcast always on repeat
No dynasty
No three-peat
Not elite
Can't compete
Just excrete
And box seats
To your defeat
Take a seat
Neat
Ram Ranch is going scorched Earth
Leave no butt
UnFUCKED
Captain Black is from the country which means he f*cks tractors
His ass can fit more cum than a trash compactor
His asshole is like a blackhole for human tadpoles
Which is semen if you didn't know
Sometimes he autocorrects Pete to Otter
When Pete tries to bench the bar he needs a spotter
He at the gay bar to fill up his twatter
He ain't safe just because he's an absconder
YUM
Pete can't see his snatch
When he's taking a piss
If your name is OBJ
He'll give you a kiss
Ram Ranch is going scorched Earth
Leave no butt unFUCKED
They call him vacuum Vandergrift, when he sees dick he wants to make it cum swift
They call him Kevin Hoover, when he sees dick he makes his maneuver
His other name is Kirby Kevin
He loves sucking dick he won't stop at 7
You can't draft for shit
And you're kind of a pussy
Try not to cry when I wreck your Columbussy
Mike is so f*cking stupid I hate him so much
I hope he f*cking dies
Replaced his whole team by week 5
And he sucks cock
How's that for a mike drop
Bitch
The other mike is pretty shit too and probably microwaves beer
Gets f*cked queer to rear
Cum uh flowin to his ear
Man bun or bald dome, make up your mind
Why are all of your lady friends triple wide
Your decision making's ass
And same with your draft
It's probably past time you take a toaster bath
Dead-ass
Girl-chick is a bitch for leaving the country
And not going to the draft ever
Drinking cum, his ass is never wetter
Loves Deshaun and Cosby cosmos and sweaters
Anal fisting Cumala, don't forget her
Damn nigga
The nut milk spills over to Trademire
His trade offers imply that he is higher
Than Grease Brown lighting that fire
Drafting 5 QB's even if they retired
I can't handle his trades anymore
I'd rather shoot a ten on a par four
Slam my balls in a car door
Send tax money to start war
Watch another Disney Star Wars
Shabadoo has 2 assholes and would probably cry and kill himself if I diss him
His life is already miserable enough without me wrecking his butter boy holes
Oh
Bruce is white and not straight
And likes to have not straight with Jim in the hot tub
How many cocks have been down your throat
I'd say a lot but that number is low
He's also a flaky cracker
Ram Ranch is going scorched Earth
Leave no butt unFUCKED
Simp Bizkit Claymire Gaymire Tacmire Cuckmire
Cringemire Coolmire
Set this bitch on f*cking fire
Blacky loves cum
Shaba slurps cum
Kevin craves cum
Mike swallows cum
Brucey boofs cum
Petey suffers for cum
Mike drinks cum
Trademire bathes in cum
Girl-chick guzzles cum
Cringemire IS cum
Choo choo
We don't need any more chodes
Turn this league into a warzone
Turn on friendly fire mode
You better batten down the hatches
Before I'm pattin down your snatches
Exploiting the mismatches
Forcing you to leave with no attachments
Just a load of sore asses
F*ckpig whore begging for more oinkin and oinkin beggin for more and more until your ass is sore getting f*cked by Thor
Peace was never an option
FUCK BOSTON