Back in my day
Your day sucks
You say things were better than
Starvation war and the ku klux klan
Waiting in line for your daily bread
If it were me I'd rather be dead
Grandma says we're lazy jerks
'Cause we don't wanna work
Well just steal from her purse
Back in my day
Your day sucks
Your old friends can go get f*cked
Worked your whole life in a factory
Had just a radio and no TV
Reminisce about the days of old
Small pox, scurvy, and polio
Doesn't sound so great to me
I like Budwiser beer and McDees
Why don't you shut your trap
Cause I don't really give a crap
About all of your dead friends
Back in my day
Your day sucks
Your old friends can go get f*cked
Worked your whole life in a factory
Had just a radio and no TV