Punywump - The Ballad of Deborah and Eugene Lyrics

F*ck off Eugene, you drunk son of a bitch!
I never loved you! you're a fat sack of piss

What the f*ck deborah, get out of my house!
Take your japanese shoes and your button up blouse!
Did you ever stop and think what you're doing is wrong?
Did you forget about our life and the kids and the dog?

They're my kids, Eugene, and the little dog too!
My button up blouse and my japanese shoes
I'm never coming back to your shithole home
I hope you shit yourself twice and break your xylophone

F*ck right off, Deborah, I'm through with your shit!
Every single time you say you're calling it quits
Who will pay the little one's karate class bills?
You'd have to find work, but you don't have any skills
Who is gonna buy you new kaleidoscope pants
With the sparkles on the side for the high school dance

I hate you eugene, you've ruined my life
I'd kill you right here if I could handle a knife
I can get a job and support the kids too
Maybe surprise jimothy with alchemy boots
You've only held me back with your blow up doll face
These last fifteen years were a big f*cking waste
For once I think I'm gonna do what I f*cking want
I'll leave your fat ass, and take the kids to vermont

Again with Vermont, deborah! When will it stop?
The only work that's there is at the rotary shop
I wish you'd stop and think. I wish you'd f*cking learn
It's a f*cking miracle you didn't crash and burn

You're an evil man, Eugene. You're bad outta hell
With your kerosine dreams and your dinnertime bell
Don't try and find me when you get yourself sober
We both know you'll fail, this marriage is over!

You'll never walk, Deborah, you pickle nosed coward
You've always been a sucker for my alchemy powers
You wanna leave, Fine! Get outta my house!
Take your japanese shoes and your button up blouse
Pack a f*cking bag and find the next train
And don't let me see your fat f*ck face again!
You whore!