Purple Jungle - Too Old For This Lyrics

[Verse]
Soapbox mimickers
And marshmallow cameras
The gavel woodpecker echoes
It's a Guinness Noir with ricotta cigars
Velvet draping the gallows

[Verse 2]
This wasn't my turn
I needed to mean what I said we were fed
Now here we've now reached the fork in the dead
Let's get real mechanical..
Drop the handle

[Chorus]
I'm too old for this
I'm too old for this
Too old for this
I'm too old to care
I'm too old to care
Too old to care

[Verse 3]
The jury always confused
They got me in the noose
The law man in a bathrobe
Baking takes the case off of the table
Closes curtained when the cat walks

[Verse 4]
So just fade away or blow me back this way
And let me know if it's the latter again
In the meantime I practice both ends
I muscle memory like a pattern on a printer

[Chorus]
I'm too old for this
I'm too old for this
Too old for this
I'm too old to care
I'm too old to care
Too old to care

Soapbox mimickers
And marshmallow cameras
The gavel woodpecker echoes
It's a Guinness Noir with ricotta cigars
Velvet draping the gallows

[Chorus]
I'm too old for this
I'm too old for this
Too old for this
I'm too old to care
I'm too old to care
Too old to care

[Chorus]
I'm too old for this
I'm too old for this
Too old for this
I'm too old to care
I'm too old to care
Too old to care

I miss it
I miss it
I miss it
I miss it all