Little boy with skin so fine
And hair so nice and neat
I've brought you here so now you're mine
And now it's time to eat
You're wondering why I've brought you here
Perhaps to turn you into bacon? Ha, well
Sit still, Will, and lend an ear
You'll find you're quite mistaken
When I found you all alone I thought
Here's what I'm gonna do
I'll take him in to bring him home
To start our family of two
Oh I just want to want to be a daddy to you, to you
There's nothing, nothing I would rather do, it's true
Oh we can play with trains, or animal brains
All the things that families do
But I just want to, want to be a daddy to you
You'll never feel alone
With me here in the upside down
We've got this whole world to our own
So much better than that boring town
Oh! I just want to, want to be a daddy to you, to you
There's nothing, nothing I would rather do, it's true
We'll make a great team, now Will, don't you scream
We'll do the things that families do
'Cause I just want to want to be a dad
I'll be the greatest dad you ever had
Oh I just want to, really, really want to be
Be a daddy to you
To you
To you