When you need a magic light
When you're battling troglodytes
When you want to buy a sword but have no money
When you're banished to Kotar's mooons
When you need someone to cure light wounds
When you roll a one on a d-twenty
A friend is someone who puts the party first
He forgives you when your rolls are just the worst
He won't rest until the darkness is dispersed
So that's why we won't rest until
We find Will!
Do you remember the time we fought a thousand demons
In the depths of Caravel?
We lined them up, we knocked them back
We laid the bait, we set the trap, then boom!
Will sent those suckers back to hell
Fearless, fierce, and true no matter the danger lurking ahead
When the four of us walk through the door the boss is good as dead because
A friend is someone you'd do anything for
They lend you their cool stuff like comic books, and more
And friends never lie or break promises if that promise was swore
Swored with spit!
Like if you have a crush on someone
Or if you have some extra pizza
Or if your friend disappeared without a trace and nobody had any idea how to find him but you
'Cause friends keep on fighting when you give up on yourself
The adventure that we're writing doesn't care if you're a gnome or elf
So now's the time to start the quest
We won't give up, won't rest until
Until we find Will!