We interrupt the music for this important news bulletin
It has just been confirmed by the Global Aeronautics and Space Administration
That verifiable proof has been discovered of alien beings living on Mars
A Flowmo harvester was recently damaged during a routine collection mission
Preliminary reports suggest that the unit was effected by creatures
Inhabiting areas in close proximity to the Mars-flower harvesting fields
The GASA informs that, similar to the flower
The beings appear to be composed mostly of xenon
And are thus invisible and undetectable by most thermal scans and radiation sensors
The GASA will be commencing further investigations of these areas
To determine how long the beings have been there
Of primary concern is whether the beings are sentient
Attempts at communicating with the lifeforms are already underway
The global government has decreed that all missions to Mars including private ventures
As well as Flowmo harvesting missions are to be suspended indefinitely