The Cosmic Flophouse Video (MV)

Well I said the first time that I met you
I was not a human being
Now after all of this time's passed
You know what I mean
Well I'm gonna live forever
And I'm never satisfied
And I might be nice for the first hundred years
But then I'll have to say goodbye
There are no nice guys in eternity
Didn't your momma tell you that?
The afterlife is a fraternity and
No woman can compete with that
So sell your pretty dresses and go back
Well I told you that the cosmic order
Was built for guys like me
And in the universal flophouse you're a border
And I'm a sheriff''s deputy
Well I'm gonna live forever
And I'm never satisfied
And I might be nice for a thousand years
And I might let you be my bride
But I'll never swallow my pride