Meet Stalin in the hall
Ghandi starts a mall
Jesus stands in queue
Keith Haring paints the moon
Fidel plays the fool
Moses runs a swimming pool
Elvis cooks for fame
Hitler haunts PKMN
Hitler haunts PKMN
Everything and its opposite
But nothing at all
Steve Jobs in his steam car
Macca's mask in an old fruit jar
Joyce draws word balloons
Newton stars as a ginger tycoon
Marx sells witches' brews
Julius Caesar rents hairdos
Who put the world up for sale
Let's all haunt PKMN
Everything and its opposite
But nothing at all