Quinlan - Balderdashers Lyrics

Listen
You got reflux
Cause you can't digest the knowledge
That I'm feeding you
But I'm pleading you
To listen to my words
Cause I'm leading you
Listen to the nerds
They exceeding you
I know it's absurd
But it's the truth
When I'm in the booth
I'm a wisdom sleuth
You're a wisdom tooth
In people's jaws
Cause all you cause
Is hurt
You don't care about their comfort
Or disconcert
Whether they're an introvert
Or extrovert
You're just an alien bloodsucker
A lunatic
You make me sick
You're a dick-prick
And a sidekick
Who's life's a slapstick
To a sceptic
You're brick thick
And an ice pick
Old nick
On a broomstick
Impolitic
An oil slick
To make the sea sick
A crick
Or flick
Or kick
Or slick trick
On a chick
A hick
Who can't do arithmetic
Just because you're blind to your
Own actions it doesn't mean that others are
What I find bizarre
Is that you think that, we're on par
When I'm bar far a tsar and star
While you're a used cigar
I mean I got emails in my inbox
That I won't even respond to that can
Change your whole life (Whole life, whole life)
I got money and resources
At my disposal that could,
End all your strife (Strife, strife)
They say I'm a new feeling
I'm just a nuisance
Your life consists of vice
Like you Mike Pence
Let me give you some advice
At my expense
Don't pretence
Or condense
Your personality
Or commence
Your intense defence
When you take offence
If I say you're a bullshitter
A quitter
A transmitter
Of litter
Like Trump's Twitter
Take the disapprove
And improve
To prove
That you've
Tried to be a better person
And not worsen
You've become, a better version
It's crazy how when you move the light
Source you manipulate the shadows (Shadows)
You better get off your high horse
Or I guess you'll just plateau (Plateau)
You can't justify
A lie
And try
Deny
Defy
An ally
Cause you're the bad guy
Like Billie
It's silly
No Mandy
Unlike candy
You're sour
You aint
Got no
Power
To devour
It's always someone else's, fault (Fault)
You're never to blame (Never to blame)
So full of salt (Salt)
I can't play this game (I can't play this game)
Don't waste my time
While I'm in my prime
I've wasted so much of it
Listening to you quit
Or your counterfeit
Writ
Or you just throw a fit
But I've never heard you admit
To shit
Or commit a bit
Or acquit
To befit
You always omit
Your only passion is lying
And crying
You act like you're dying
But there was a time when I'd had enough
I called you're bluff
That's when I freed myself (Self)
I put you on the shelf (Shelf)
Now that I'm free
Stay away from me
Keep the same energy
When you see me win
When they call out Quin
Please don't shed your skin
Or begin to grin
I don't need your praise
I've been alone for days
Know this aint a phase
If it pays
Me to phrase
My ways
And amaze
A craze
And hopefully raise
People from their dog days
But back to the topic
Cause I seem to frolic
You always one up each other
It could be you're brother
Or mother
But that doesn't matter
If you can't flatter
Your self-respect
Just neglect
The subject
And aspect
Of the object
And project
A perfect
Defect
No matter
The effect
As long as
They detect
It's correct
You'll be able to
Protect
You're unchecked
Intellect
Something you'll never see
Is two bullshitters agree