If your baby asks you
Does this dress make me look fat
Tell me that you've got the sense
Not to answer that
Talk about a slippery slope
Once that you begin
There's no way of knowing
Where it all might end
So I'm not going there
And if I were you
I'd come along and join me brother
And not go there too
Now if your baby asks you
Honey do you love my cat
Tell me that you're smart enough
Not to answer that
Some things aren't worth saying
You'll never get it right
And if you do I guarantee
There's gonna be a fight
So I'm not going there
And if I were you
I'd come along and join me brother
And not go there too
Nobody is perfect
Including you and me
If you're living long enough
Eventually you'll see
Life is full of give and take
And you will find it's true
You're putting up with something
But she's putting up with you
So I'm not going there
And if I were you
I'd come along and join me brother
And not go there too