I'm not a childless cat lady, but a dog mama I'm proud
I'm not a childless cat lady, but a dog mama I'm proud
I got my loyal pups and I'll never ask for more
I climbed a coconut tree, thought I'd reach for the sky
I climbed a coconut tree, thought I'd reach for the sky
But gravity pulled me down and I said, oh me, oh my
One day I turned Black, I don't remember when or how
One day I turned Black, I don't remember when
Might have been when that coconut hit me on my head
Now we're laughing through the chaos with a smile so wide
Got me laughing through the chaos and that's just my style
And life's a crazy journey, go on enjoy the ride
Now we are childless cat ladies, dog mamas and proud
Singing with our fur babies and we're laughing out loud
Finding joy in the madness, let's embrace it all
Finding joy in the madness, let's embrace it all