Walked up to you in a club and asked you nicely
"You seem pretty cute and I wanna dance with you"
But I didn't notice there's something wrong with you
Your eyebrows, my darling, they are unsymmetrical
Why can't everybody be
As perfect as you and me?
But I don't really mind
I just want you to sing
Come on baby, stay here a little longer
Let me tell you about this chick I met at the coffee shop
"Boy, did she have an elephant for a nose, my god."
To be honest, I kinda liked it, hahahaha
But I couldn't bear having a child that looked like that
Why can't everybody be
As perfect as you and me?
But I don't really mind
I just want you to sing
Come on baby, stay here a little longer
People might say I am a narcissist
But I don't see the problem, I am for society
Superficiality is actually healthy
I only speak the truth, that's what it is
The people are lying
The people are lying
I only speak the truth, that's what it is
The people are lying
The people are lying
I only speak the truth, that's what it is
Why can't everybody be
As perfect as you and me?
But I don't really mind
I just want you to sing
Come on baby, stay here a little longer