Long in the loo he disappears
An hour goes by without any cheer
But soon enough he'll reemerge
With a showover that's hard to measure
He steps into the stall so brave
And we wait and wonder what's his fate
The ticking clock brings some concern
As we can't help but imagine what may have happened in there
Patience is key as time keeps rolling by
We find ways to pass the time without even trying
Stories unfold jokes are told
Until the moment he finally gets bold
The door swings open after sixty minutes long
And out he comes looking rather strong
A showover like no other it takes him thirty more
But we're all just glad that he's not on the floor
So next time you're in there for a little too long
Remember your dad and his loo adventure song!
Keep things moving don't you dare stall
Or else you might end up with a showover that lasts after all!