It was Friday night at the Dusty Saloon
Momma didn't know when, but I was comin' soon
I knew the lead was a little off key
When fate said it was time to meet me
It was a doubletime polka with a cryin' fiddle
Hit that dance floor slidin' born right in the middle
Don't ever say I never took a chance
I'm here to move I was born to dance
Lucky for me they'd just added some wax
Tied a bandana round and was makin' tracks
Speakers were jumpin' bass started thumpin' full throttle
Bout' then I knew I was ready for my first bottle
It was a doubletime polka with a cryin' fiddle
Hit that dance floor slidin' born right in the middle
Don't ever say I never took a chance
I'm here to move I was born to dance
Where have all the dancehalls gone
All the pretty ladies all the Don Juans
No more red hot polkas meltin' pants
Let's hit the floor baby I was born to dance
It was a doubletime polka with a cryin' fiddle
Hit that dance floor slidin', born right in the middle
Don't ever say I never took a chance
I'm here to move I was born to dance