The Randy Bastards - Strychnine Lyrics

One day I had a headache so I went to the 7-11
I thought I'd make it go away by downing a bottle of aspirin
But the employee came up to me he said I wouldn't take that you see
There's a good chance that you might die some have been tainted with strychnine
Strychnine strychnine
I told him I'd rather be dead than have this pain up in my head
So I killed the bottle on the spot I didn't give it a second thought
Oh me, oh my now in a hospital bed I lie
Asking myself why oh why
With a stomach pump on
All I wanted was to make my headache go away
And now I may not survive another day
The life I lived was way to short and was so full of wasted time
Right now I'm much too young to be poisoned by aspirin with strychnine
Strychnine strychnine
One day I had a headache so I went to the 7-11
I thought I'd make it go away by downing a bottle of aspirin
One day I had a headache so I went to the 7-11
I made a really big mistake by downing a bottle of aspirin