I woke up this morning drenched
In a puddle of my own waste
I don't know why I do this every night
I should've learned by now
But every night before I sleep
I miss my opportunity
To get up and go take a pee
Before my consciousness will leave me
It would've been so easy before
But now I need the store
My eyes widen for words to decipher
I was so happy to read adult diaper
My urinary tract is avoiding infection
But now I'm not receiving any form of affection
But that won't stop be from releasing
Piss
I woke up with
My bed so dry
Now I wonder
Why I'm such a stubborn guy