Yo
Going out to all them Ex's
You know, Ex's, some Ex's
Are just like, ahh, I can't even describe
Crazy
Yo
It all started in the summer when I met you at Steve's
He told me that you were unstable but I never believed and
Now you're looking through my messages and tapping my phone and
Showing up outside my house and making sure I'm alone, you see
At first, I must admit, I thought you were cool, you used to
Dress up and make me wish I taught you in school, and
Interrupt my work, sending pics in the nude
Showing off what the latest surgeon did to your boobs
And then a couple weeks ago when we were walking to mine
You started shouting at a woman 'cause she asked me the time
Conversation got heated, started losing your shit
Beat the f*ck out of the woman right in front of her kids
And lets not even talk about the girl at the bar, 'cause
I'm surprised you never left her with a permanent scar
All this crazy paranoia can't be good for your brain
Every time I see a girl, you end up going insane
All the ladies out there, if you wanna have sex
You better watch out for my Crazy Ex
She got a semi-automatic and she knows my address, so
You better watch out for my Crazy Ex
She worships the devil and I think she's possessed
You better watch out for my Crazy Ex
She's gonna start shooting, it's crazy what she's doing
My life's being ruined by my Crazy Ex
Man, I'm sick of the stress
How did I end up in such an unpredictable mess
When I do a show, you never wanna sit with the rest
You wanna get on stage, acting like we're singing duets
Never thought that you would ever have me under duress, 'Cause
I was way too busy wondering what's under your dress
Now I have to buy a gun and a vest, and
The only time that I rest is when you're under arrest
When I broke up with you, you sent a text to my mum's
It was a selfie, standing next to your collection of guns
I might even have to go to radio with this tune
So if I disappear, everyone'll know it was you
See, everywhere I go, I know you're stalking me bitch
Last week I see you in the park, walking your fish
All this crazy shit you do's a detriment to yourself
I really think that you could use some professional help
All the ladies out there, if you wanna have sex
You better watch out for my Crazy Ex
She got a semi-automatic and she knows my address, so
You better watch out for my Crazy Ex
She worships the devil and I think she's possessed
You better watch out for my Crazy Ex
She's gonna start shooting, it's crazy what she's doing
My life's being ruined by my Crazy Ex
Take note
Don't talk to me, don't call me, don't fax me, don't e-mail me, ever again