Real Bad News - Food Eater Lyrics

Been spinnin' around the house all day, my friend
Lookin' for that misplaced bindle of 'Where you been'

I know that I don't know all that much
Three sheets in, a Russian lunch
You think this is fun; I call it crutch
Been beggin', swollen kneed, need your touch
Please, please me again

Maybe take a shower today, no need to worry
'Cause I spent a week in Portland once
There's no need to hurry

Besides, hot showers leave my skin dry and full of calcium deposits
So, here I sits, taking bets on who will be next to die.

I know that I don't know all that much
I never sleep 'cause I take too much
You think this is fun; I call it crutch

I know that I don't know all that much
Three sheets in, a Russian lunch
You think this is fun; I call it crutch
Please, please me again