The Real Fish - John Balls Lyrics

Don't touch there grandpa
His name is John Balls
Yes this is his name
It's not an attempt to say the word balls ba balls
I remember this day
When he sent me an email
The title said Mr. Balls
I wonder I wonder I wonder I wonder
If John is short for Johnson
I got to find out
I got to dig in
I got to investigate
His name is John Balls Ba Ba Ba Ba Balls
His name is John Balls Ba Ba Ba Ba Balls Ba Balls
His name is John Balls Ba Ba Ba Ba Balls
His name is John Balls Ba Ba Ba Ba Balls Ba Balls
His name is John Balls
Yes this is his name
His brother's name was Dick and he shot himself
I'm shitting you not
You gotta believe me
The funeral said Dick Balls
I ponder I wonder I wonder I ponder
If Dick was gay or not
I got to find out
I got to dig in
I got to investigate
His name is John Balls Ba Ba Ba Ba Balls
His name is John Balls Ba Ba Ba Ba Balls Ba Balls
His name is John Balls Ba Ba Ba Ba Balls
His name is John Balls Ba Ba Ba Ba Balls Ba Balls
His name is John Balls (Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Balls)