Ricky Moved to Appalachia the biggest city in the galaxy
Every day he practice the guitar and grows a mustache he wants to be a star you see
But Ricky got no money (no money) he will have to find a job (a job)
So he searched for something but he got no skills, he feels so hopeless cuz the world is real
One day he went to a gas station right over by the Pink Pony research facility where they create the bones used to ignite the funk machine solar capacity engine and he met with a shady man called Lonnie, a friend of the notorious Cola Guy
Lonnie said I like your mustache dude
I've heard you are looking for a job alright yes
I got the perfect gig for you boy
But first I need to see what you carry on down there
Ricky took his pants off
And Lonnie said you're hired boy you're gonna be a sex toy
Ricky is a pornstar he planned to be a rockstar
His music sucked so bad so he ended up a pornstar
Ricky is a pornstar he planned to be a rockstar
His music sucked so bad so he ended up a pornstar
Ricky is a pornstar he planned to be a rockstar
His music sucked so bad so he ended up a pornstar
Finally Ricky saved enough money from his perverted side hustle to record a demo
And he sent it to all the biggest record companies in the galaxy and then he waited
And he waited more
And the months goes by
Until suddenly one day he get a phone call from a big record company called Screw the artist and take his money records (I swear to god this is the name of the company I am not making this up)
And now Ricky can finally fulfill his dreams and become a rockstar
Two weeks before Ricky was invited to record his first studio album
He found out that he got the claps and he passed away two days later
It's so sad
It's so sad
It's so sad
It's so sad
That's right kids, the point of this stupid song is that you should never become a pornstar
Or should you?
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Ricky Moved to Appalachia the biggest city in the galaxy
Every day he practice the guitar and grows a mustache he wants to be a star you see
But Ricky got no money (no money) he will have to find a job (a job)
So he searched for something but he got no skills, he feels so hopeless cuz the world is real
One day he went to a gas station right over by the Pink Pony research facility where they create the bones used to ignite the funk machine solar capacity engine and he met with a shady man called Lonnie, a friend of the notorious Cola Guy
Lonnie said I like your mustache dude
I've heard you are looking for a job alright yes
I got the perfect gig for you boy
But first I need to see what you carry on down there
Ricky took his pants off
And Lonnie said you're hired boy you're gonna be a sex toy
Ricky is a pornstar he planned to be a rockstar
His music sucked so bad so he ended up a pornstar
Ricky is a pornstar he planned to be a rockstar
His music sucked so bad so he ended up a pornstar
Ricky is a pornstar he planned to be a rockstar
His music sucked so bad so he ended up a pornstar
Finally Ricky saved enough money from his perverted side hustle to record a demo
And he sent it to all the biggest record companies in the galaxy and then he waited
And he waited more
And the months goes by
Until suddenly one day he get a phone call from a big record company called Screw the artist and take his money records (I swear to god this is the name of the company I am not making this up)
And now Ricky can finally fulfill his dreams and become a rockstar
Two weeks before Ricky was invited to record his first studio album
He found out that he got the claps and he passed away two days later
It's so sad
It's so sad
It's so sad
It's so sad
That's right kids, the point of this stupid song is that you should never become a pornstar
Or should you?
Every day he practice the guitar and grows a mustache he wants to be a star you see
But Ricky got no money (no money) he will have to find a job (a job)
So he searched for something but he got no skills, he feels so hopeless cuz the world is real
One day he went to a gas station right over by the Pink Pony research facility where they create the bones used to ignite the funk machine solar capacity engine and he met with a shady man called Lonnie, a friend of the notorious Cola Guy
Lonnie said I like your mustache dude
I've heard you are looking for a job alright yes
I got the perfect gig for you boy
But first I need to see what you carry on down there
Ricky took his pants off
And Lonnie said you're hired boy you're gonna be a sex toy
Ricky is a pornstar he planned to be a rockstar
His music sucked so bad so he ended up a pornstar
Ricky is a pornstar he planned to be a rockstar
His music sucked so bad so he ended up a pornstar
Ricky is a pornstar he planned to be a rockstar
His music sucked so bad so he ended up a pornstar
Finally Ricky saved enough money from his perverted side hustle to record a demo
And he sent it to all the biggest record companies in the galaxy and then he waited
And he waited more
And the months goes by
Until suddenly one day he get a phone call from a big record company called Screw the artist and take his money records (I swear to god this is the name of the company I am not making this up)
And now Ricky can finally fulfill his dreams and become a rockstar
Two weeks before Ricky was invited to record his first studio album
He found out that he got the claps and he passed away two days later
It's so sad
It's so sad
It's so sad
It's so sad
That's right kids, the point of this stupid song is that you should never become a pornstar
Or should you?
Writer: Gil Porsansky
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid