The Rear Admirals - Mate, I'm Wearing a Scarf Lyrics

I had the best idea the other day
I'd market my beliefs to people of a young age
I'd tell them how it helped me through some stuff
But the message wouldn't sink in because that wouldn't be enough

So the word would be told by hip teenagers
All of whom played guitar and went to ragers
They'd use a lot of words like 'pal' and 'mate'
Then add, "If you believe what I believe you can be saved"

Mate, I'm wearing a scarf
I'm just like you
I watch The Simpsons and I play Halo 2
Mate, I'm wearing a scarf
Oh can't you see
I'm so relatable now believe what I believe

I'd write a lot of songs that were lame
Change the lyrics around slightly, but they'd still sound the same
I put on my pants just the same as you
Only after I put them on, I tell you what to do

It's all true but just don't ask for truth
On Friday nights we'll celebrate youth
We'll convince you that your soul's been healed
Step into the mass-conversion field

Mate, I'm wearing a scarf
I'm just like you
I watch The Simpsons and I play Halo 2
Mate, I'm wearing a scarf
Oh can't you see
I'm so relatable now believe what I believe

You're one of us now, you've blessed...
One-sided dogma at it's best...

Mate, I'm wearing a scarf
I'm just like you
I watch The Simpsons and I play Halo 2.
Mate, I'm wearing a scarf
Oh can't you see
I'm so relatable now believe what I believe