Rebecca Bendheim - Maybe I'm Gay Lyrics

My shirt feels to close to my neck
There's an itch that I can't seem to reach on my back
I think I might sneeze
I kind of have to pee
That's what I'm thinking while he's kissing me

I wish that I could disappear
Or that anyone else besides him could be here
His face is too rough and he breathes way too much
I'm realizing one beer was far from enough

And I'm thinking HEY
Maybe I'm gay
Maybe I'm confused and I'll be into dudes some day
Or maybe this is love and they all exaggerate
But hey, maybe I'm gay

Oh why am I so damn jealous
Do I want to be her or wish we could kiss
Or maybe there's more
Nah, I'm probably just bored
But I've stalked her Facebook back to 2004

With her boyfriend she looks so happy
If she'd look at me like that how cool would that be?
But I don't have short hair or tattoos everywhere
So why do I picture her in underwear?

Now I'm thinking HEY
Maybe I'm gay
Maybe I'm confused and I'll be into dudes some day
Or maybe this is love and they all exaggerate
But hey, maybe I'm gay

No one knows I'm a lesbian
Hell, not even me (for sure)
Lived my whole life a thespian
Acting out this play of how
I thought they thought that I ought to be

Now I'm thinking HEY
Maybe I'm gay
Maybe I'm confused and I'll be into dudes some day
Or maybe this is love and they all exaggerate
But hey, maybe I'm...

HEY, maybe I'm gay
Maybe I don't have to look or act a certain way
Maybe I'll pick up some champagne and celebrate
'Cause hey, I'm definitely gay