Recalculating - Get Drunk and Do Your Taxes Lyrics

Get drunk and do your taxes -- this is not the time to skateboard
Get drunk and do your taxes -- this is not the time to look at porn
Get drunk and do your taxes -- you have no time to waste time at the store
Get drunk and do your taxes -- and if you need beer go buy more
And kill six more dolphins

Get drunk and do your taxes -- take a standard deduction
Get drunk and do your taxes -- it's not all that incredible a function
Get drunk and do your taxes -- no mortgage interest deduction
Get drunk and do your taxes -- so this year here's what you made
"Procrastinate" -- a four-syllable word for "wait"
And double the effort of "delay"

Get drunk and do your taxes -- no Hope tax credit
Get drunk and do your taxes -- no solar panel credit
Get drunk and do your taxes -- no additional child tax credit
Get drunk and do your taxes -- no hybrid car credit -- you just can't get it
Death and taxes -- Ben Franklin understood taxes
Death and taxes -- But Franklin never did taxes
Get drunk and do your taxes